"Abby feels like a pig."
"What do you mean?"
"She was born in a pig. I was born in a dog."
"My doctor said I'm not getting enough calcium since I stopped eating cereal, so I need a constant supply of milk at night."
"My dad made his world famous chili, and by world famous, I mean world famous. And well, by that I mean it could be."
"I'm looking for a princess to marry, would you want to marry me?"
"We can meet later, I'm busy now."
"Are you sure?"
"Yes, I have to get busy now."
"I've asked all the princesses and no one wants to marry me. I guess I'll get my horse and go live by the river."
"Go back home and cry."
"I wish I wasn't a spider."
"But you're not a spider."
"If I was I wish I wasn't a spider."
"You have a best friend? Just like I have a best friend? Oh, that's very nice Kai. We could be sisters."
"You're my dad and you growed up to be a real princess."
"They call her a toy poodle, but she's really a real dog."
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